Freaky Friday!

……..I’ve been under the weather the last couple of days….

probably all that   “Spring Cleaning” I did!  🙂

So there really wasn’t much I could do but try and relax and let this bug move on……..

                         Well there is a lot to be said for just relaxing……….

I curled up in the arm chair with Elvis (my Yorkie) right after my husband left for work and we dozed off……I heard Duncan & Oliver (the Westies) growling….at What?

we are alone……

                                  or so I thought……

I got up, walked toward the patio doors and looked out……….now mind you its around 6:30 am and the sun is just starting to send some light up into the sky……I squinted and tried to adjust my eyes to the dark/ light sky……and BAM! I now knew what the Boys were growling at!

Can’t be! I always say I believe but deep down I don’t – really…….

But it was BIG, black and hairy! it had to be standing eight feet tall!

right on the other side of the deck! and it was moving side by side!

OMG!

what do I grab first? the camera or the shotgun? Do I run upstairs? …..

.no fool it can go upstairs too!

Close the drapes…..it won’t know your here!………Ah, hello! it saw you!

Where do I go if it comes up on the deck?

maybe its hungry! Throw out some hotdogs…..WHAT! Insanity has now set in……

Now the dogs are barking wildly….they see it too! I’m not crazy! With my heart ready to come out of my chest I run upstairs…call the husband…..He tells me to have a cup of tea and relax…….my imagination has, once again, gotten the better of me…….I am now looking for a pen so I can change my will and leave him nothing!!!

Peek out again, its probably gone……if its not there then you know you just imagined it……

Nope, Still there!

Call 911……. no they’ll think your crazy too…….ok…….

Calm down and Carry On!

The sun is coming up….they don’t like light….just hold on until the sun is up……wait for it…..wait for it……..

BAM!

Throw open the drapes……pull up the lock on the doors…..swing them open and jump onto the deck! If nothing else I’ll have the first proof that there absolutely is a …………..BigFoot in PA!  Phone is ringing and I am face to face with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A large black garbage bag had blown over the top of my weeping white pine…..

it was hanging in such a way that made it look like arms and every time the wind blew it moved……the pine is eight feet tall…..and the needles looks like hair, in the dark and in the wind……

But…wait….could swear I saw eyes….red eyes…..

The phone is ringing….its my husband, the non-believer……

“Umm, honey did you take the Nyquill again?”…….

Ok…..so maybe I did, and maybe my imagination, coupled with the fact that I was under the influence did get the better of me…

but……..

What if……….?

I’m heading back to the couch now……geez, maybe if I try real hard…..the next time I look out there I’ll see a unicorn!

Yeah, like I believe in that!

 

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